Colbert Report reports on tits and ass

In light of the following post on Sandmonkey's blog, I felt that Colbert's recent "Word" would be appreciated. Everyone's a winner when the battle is between Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon. That is a fight I think the world would enjoy watching. Meow! Though I think it's good for the world that neither Miss Israel nor Miss Lebanon won. Miss Puerto Rico is now Miss Universe. I always thought this competition was just so earth-centric. I mean, how dare we be so presumptuous to assume no other species is hotter! I also bet that conservative liberal is upset that Miss Colombia didn't win. Better luck next year!