Thursday, June 22, 2006

DEMON Spawn!

Landover truly has topped itself with its recommendations over what to do if the horror of horrors has happened...your child was born on 6-6-06! Click here to read about the essential home remedies to ensure your child is not "Satan's Little Angel. " My favorite has to be the following:
Ladies, keep your legs crossed until after midnight. A True Christian™ lady always keeps her knees together -- and June 6 is no time to stop. As your demon child willfully pushes and kicks, causing your lady hole to dilate to the size of a drainage pipe, keep your knees locked together at all times. This will give your demanding child a wonderful, early lesson that he can't always have his way. To underscore this valuable disciplinary message, as the devil child flops around, trying to claw its way out to the human world to do Lucifer's bidding, continue to warble in a loud voice, "La la la la la la la I CAN'T FEEL YOU!"

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