Nasrallah needs a big hug!

So it seems that the genocidal maniac amongst genocidal maniacs, Hassan Nasrallah (of Hizballah fame)...IS DEPRESSED! NOOOOOOO!!!! You can read all about his depression right here. (note: this is not a satire article!) I must tell you I am so broken up over Nasrallah's depression! Evidently he lacks his usual "zeal and charisma." Really, quite a downer, I must tell you! Whatever shall we do...when terrorists monsters are depressed, then what does that say about the rest of us???