Are Smurfs Communist?

Life can be very serious, but I thought of something from back in my pre-Army days, back when George W Bush was popular and Governor of Texas. It was a topic for a paper in my Economics and Media class, which I got an A in. Now, I don't know if the smurfs were Communists, but I think the very idea is extremely funny, like Scooby Doo and drugs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs_and_communism http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/smurf.html http://comismurfs.8m.com/ http://www.angelfire.com/mo/potatofarm/smurf.html Whether you think it is true or utter bullshit, I never cease to get a kick out of it, or the more disturbing tale of Smurfette and all the other male smurfs :) la la la la la, Sing a Commie song la la la la la, Sing it all day long

Maybe women...really DON'T need men??

A new scientific study came out, saying that they see a possible way for two women to reproduce, and have the kids genetically their's. (it would only be able to be a woman) Oh yes, read it yourself! Can you imagine the implications for this, if it actually becomes a reality? Can Maureen Dowd really be right?

Nasrallah needs a big hug!

So it seems that the genocidal maniac amongst genocidal maniacs, Hassan Nasrallah (of Hizballah fame)...IS DEPRESSED! NOOOOOOO!!!! You can read all about his depression right here. (note: this is not a satire article!) I must tell you I am so broken up over Nasrallah's depression! Evidently he lacks his usual "zeal and charisma." Really, quite a downer, I must tell you! Whatever shall we do...when terrorists monsters are depressed, then what does that say about the rest of us???

PLANE HORROR

I will get to posting more about my trip as soon as I can, but until then, I have a story to tell you all about my flight home... I was on a plane with a little baby who was running up and down the aisles, for almost the entire 12 hours. I took a sleeping pill soon after take off, and I was very confused about this all. My limbs were quite heavy and weighing me down. Then, I woke to people in shock and horror around me. Someone said to not touch a brown pile on the floor near where I was sitting. My half awake, half asleep brain did not comprehend anything, and accidently brushed my hands against...BABY SHIT! Yes, a baby shat on the floor right next to where I was sitting. I was instantly awake when I realized what happened, and in shock and horror, I started asking for a napkin, and I cleaned my hands. The mother of the baby, instead of appologizing, was yelling at the stewards and stewardesses who wanted her little demon spawn held securely in a seat. "MY CHILD NEEDS TO ROAM FREE ON A 12 HOUR FLIGHT!" There was then an argument with the flight attendants over who should have to clean up the baby shit. One of the flight attendants lost the argument, and I heard this man say, under his breath, "I cannot believe I am going to law school and cleaning up baby shit." After the poo was finally cleaned, I tried to lay back in my seat for some SLEEP, only this fat couple in the seats behind me would not let me and kept kicking my seat. I had enough, and tried to change my seat, only the plane was full, and there was no empty seat! So basically, I was stuck with a seat next to baby shit, with a couple that would not let me lean back in my seat without kicking it, for 12 hours! Afterwards, I went straight to work from the airport! I still am recovering from my flight, hehehehehe. I am really glad to be off that hellish plane, but I miss Israel terribly!! I feel I left a part of myself in Israel. Hoping no one else gets stuck on a plane for 12 hours with a crack mom and devil child, Red Tulips