Monday, September 18, 2006
Shlemazl gets it, man!
He has uncovered the truth! It appears that the rioting Muslims around the world are not actually mad at the pope, oh no! They have a raging case of blue balls! It all sooo makes sense now! And I totally get the fatwa that was issued last month in Iraq ordering goat diapering (so as to not expose the genitalia of goats), and the jihad against the grocers for indecent fruit and vegetable exposure. I sooooo get it, man. Shlemazl has uncovered the mystery! Good detective work, man! To the pained jihadists: may I suggest some viewing material to help rub one out? That is for the gay male and female jihadists! That is for the straight male and lesbian jihadists! I hope all you jihadists enjoy pictures of gorgeous IDF troops in your quest to rub one out! I am just doing my part to help out with your sad condition.